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[cyn]

[glow=red,2,300]Ever wonder why you joined the XS boards but you never post anything?? Yeah we all wonder that too![/glow]Quit just sitting there like a fookin’ bum and tell us something about yourself. Anything… please?? Still sitting there like a dumbass..?? Yeah I figured that. So here’s a question to help you get started.

[glow=red,2,300]What kind of chatter are you? [/glow] I know this sounds a little difficult so I’ve compiled the following list of options to help you determine your chatting style:

[glow=red,2,300]The Sex Monster:[/glow] Anywhere, anytime, any…animal.
[glow=red,2,300]The Wanker:[/glow] Practice makes perfect right?
[glow=red,2,300]The Mature Pimp:[/glow] Experienced in the ways of women and married…but not for long.
[glow=red,2,300]The Mature Slut:[/glow] Experienced in the ways of men and proud of her dildo collection.
[glow=red,2,300]The Love-Struck Youth:[/glow] I don’t care what you say, I’ve known him/her for a month and we’re getting married.
[glow=red,2,300]The Bachelor:[/glow] I’m really married…sshhhh.
[glow=red,2,300]The Bachelorette: [/glow] I’ve been married five times…in the last 2 years.
[glow=red,2,300]The Geek:[/glow] Oh stfu StarTrek rules. If you don’t quit buggin’ me I’ll send my Klingon friend to kick your ass.
[glow=red,2,300]The Mother:[/glow] My kids and dog are soooo cute I think I’ll send you all my pictures.
[glow=red,2,300]The Husband: [/glow]You’ve ruined my life woman, the least you could do is get me a beer.
[glow=red,2,300]The Quiet One:[/glow] I won’t say a word unless you ask…at which point I’ll never stop talking.
[glow=red,2,300]The Queen of Denial:[/glow] I really don’t like to chat but my friends drag me in here.
[glow=red,2,300]The Critic:[/glow] Why is this chat room blue? Blue is such an ugly color.
[glow=red,2,300]The Virgin:[/glow] Don’t look for me in sex chat cause I’m not there…at least not under this user name.

This is by no means a complete list of options so feel free to expand on my ideas. Don't be shy...post something...anything...just do it! ;D

[Maxxx]

LOL.... Aint it great Cyn, 6 views on this page as i tripe this out , and there isnt a reply yet ...lol lol ... methinks the question is too difficult . What category am I ... hmm , methinks i fit into all of them (yes i do wear a dress and higheels on a Saturday night and go by the name of Doris), except the geek ... i am not a geek, I AM NOT A GEEK !!!! , and i'll cyberslap you with my handbag if you say i am

[BlackGryphon]

what kind of chatter am i? thats easy, im the one who will wait to give a smartass comment at any given moment. damn cyn thought u knew that already ;D

[Sephiroth]

The Mature Slut: Experienced in the ways of men and proud of *his* dildo collection.

Shall I elaborate?

[BlackGryphon]

no yuki, i think cyn gets the jist of it all now. u have more and better toys than she does. ;D

[cyn]

LOL...yes please elaborate Seph...i'd like to know what i'm missing from my collection. as for BG i'd like to add a category to the above mentioned list just for guys like him:
[glow=red,2,300]Neverending Fooker:[/glow] I have a smartass remark for anything you could possibly say...although sometimes the things that make me laugh make absolutely no sense to the people in chat.
;D

[BlackGryphon]

Neverending Fooker? well that explains why ur sheep keep running away and drowning in the nearest water way . damn cyn thought u kept better care of those sheep.

[Sephiroth]

Well cyn, a collection of over 75 diff toys makes me think I have an obsession with them. And yes, I agree with brian. Those sheep are running away *for a reason*.

[BlackGryphon]

glad someone agrees with me on the sheep running ;D

[ET]

TEXT hellowa im a chatter that dont matter skinny no fatter and lick me good cover me in batter mmmmmm batter ;D

[ET]

i ment this color

[ColoradoGuy]

Id say Im the quiet one....and Im that way in real life....I wont say anything unless Im approached...in which case I can and will talk to you about anything....

[Obi]

I'm The Virgin.

Yeah, I said it.

Quit laughing damn you.

[ET]

well im stoned again ;D ;D whats new soo er,,,,,,,,,,, BONG

[Scar]

Hello everyone.....something tells me this isn't the message board for Ancestry.com....hmmmmmm but I guess I would be The Quiet One...well unless you talk to someone who knows me!