only6
New Member
Lost in crowd
life sucks
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New CM
Mar 11, 2005 13:59:49 GMT -5
Post by only6 on Mar 11, 2005 13:59:49 GMT -5
Big Wet Sticky welcum to JackieBlue our newest CM ( I expect an acceptance speech here JB) She has finally crossed over completely to the "dark side" and is now not only a Quiz Godess but also a CM Goddess, welcome again JB and yes you did earn one more round behind the office building after dark, ( just let me breathe this time, those blue pills really don't last 16 hours.) Congrats and big at on the ass only
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New CM
Mar 12, 2005 12:14:02 GMT -5
Post by JackieBlue on Mar 12, 2005 12:14:02 GMT -5
Speech Errm I didn't have one prepared, But I will tell the people what I told you. First Id Like to thank the academy , I'd Like to thank my Agent Bg for introducing me to Xschat, I'd like to thank the children for slaving away hours in a sweat shop for the material on this dress in which I will never be Seen in again, Id like to thank my hairdresser and the makers of aqua net, with out which I would have never got all this hair up, Id like to thank the makers of trojan condoms, if not for you, id be in a trailor with a guy named harley with my five kids on wellfare, after screwing him in a van after smoking a blunt and listening to Areosmith, errm, I'd like to thank the chatters for not having me booted for my sexual and explict behavor with my greeting humps, I'd like to thank Satan, because lord knows I wont be seeing God anyime soon , I'd like to thank Only for not returning my calls and the crabs wont go away, you told me you loved me, you said I'd get the job and we would run away together !! Lies all Lies!!! errm *cough* And last because least I'd like to thank my mother, This CM reward Prooves that she was right in the fact id never amount to anything ;D Ive Made it mom!!! I made it I have a dream that one day Our chatters will come to Xschat because they want to and not because we threatened their lives and the lives of their families! We Shall All join together for one big Chat massive orgy of fun quizes and friendships! Our Cms will not be Judged by the size of the errections But by the Content That lies within! God Bless Each And Everyone of you Because if It wasnt For you I wouldnt Be Depressed and Living in a Van DOwn by the River! LOL There ya go Only Hows that for an acceptence speech ;D
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New CM
Mar 13, 2005 21:16:36 GMT -5
Post by Drakkar on Mar 13, 2005 21:16:36 GMT -5
lmfao omg lmfao too funny jackie congrats to ya
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New CM
Mar 14, 2005 10:27:02 GMT -5
Post by JackieBlue on Mar 14, 2005 10:27:02 GMT -5
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp I got power now ~shines badge~ I just wanted to know is it true that everyone had to sleep with Only to get a Job Because, if so,I was gonna ask how do i get this burning sensation to go away after I pee?? ;D
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New CM
Mar 14, 2005 11:17:16 GMT -5
Post by Gypsy1 on Mar 14, 2005 11:17:16 GMT -5
yeah it is true jb ....... the burnin sensation goes away in time but fuck its annoying isnt it !!!! i found that calomine lotion doesnt work ....... does make ur pussy pinker tho ........... chloroform works well ......... knock urself out and when u wake up it will be less itchy hunny
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New CM
Mar 14, 2005 11:59:41 GMT -5
Post by JackieBlue on Mar 14, 2005 11:59:41 GMT -5
what if your vagina was once pink and is now green? Only you Bastard you are paying for this medical bill what have you done to me
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New CM
Mar 14, 2005 18:35:03 GMT -5
Post by xschat.com on Mar 14, 2005 18:35:03 GMT -5
that must have been the residue from the bacon and grease... or might be what gypo said is normal for first time in Oz.. but now that I see I am green too.. kinda makes me wonder why she keep insisting me keeping the lights off even when I was alone.. and I took it personal at first...
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